svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

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frvt:

yungcntnkrs:

Wtf is Normcore?

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becca-morley:

history

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dirky-dirky-heart:

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

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ambrister:

picks up chicks by rapping in french

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lifehackable:

More Life Philosophy Here

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

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adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

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neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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iamcamdon:

speckster:

reptilereasons:

this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings

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GROSS SOBBING

Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer. 

It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding.

Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson.  You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
 Lisa: Oh, Dad --
Homer: No, no, let me finish.  I just want you to know I've always been proud of you.  You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself.  You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you--
 Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.
Homer: See?  You're still helping me.


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obama-stoleymy-vcr:

bogleech:

jesus-lizard-journal:

There’s an episode of Chowder where he’s learning to write legibly and they do a montage of him fighting letters as things that start with them

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Then there’s this one

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What

Oh my God I just got that

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weteevee:

1. ily
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

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