timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

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fishslut:

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unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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be you. whoever that is. your purest truth. be a blinding anomaly.
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rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

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starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

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better-than-kanye-bitchh:

legalmexican:

"Mexicans are taking our jobs" but y’all took thousands of Africans to do yours

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electricrain:

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sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

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sextronautt:

The biggest USB splitter I’ve seen

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scarvenrot:

idratherstayin:

besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

how does this only have 150 notes

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

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yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

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usb-dongle:

do you ever fantasize about something and then realize what you’re fantasizing about and just be like haha wait

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